I know what crypto is, just show me the steps to start

1
Buy a hardware wallet.

We recommend Ledger (no affiliation).

You can get this through Ledger's site, or a Best Buy type of store.

You're getting this as an extra layer of security.

2
Set up your hardware wallet (once purchased and received).

These instructions are for a Ledger wallet (no affiliation).

3
Create a software wallet.

We recommend using MetaMask with the Brave web browser (no affiliation).

These instructions are for a MetaMask wallet using Brave.

4
Create an ETH account in Ledger Live.

Here are instructions.

5
Connect your hardware wallet to your software wallet.

Here are instructions.

6
Open an account with a centralized crypto exchange and link your checking account.

We recommend Coinbase (no affiliation). You can find Coinbase's instructions here.

You're doing this to save on fees, instead of buying crypto directly through MetaMask, MoonPay, or another crypto on-ramp.

7
Buy ETH on a centralized crypto exchange.

Here are instructions.

8
Send your ETH to your hardware wallet.

Use Coinbase's instructions to send ETH from Coinbase to your hardware wallet.

If you're using Coinbase, there is a time restriction/delay on how soon you can transfer your ETH (depending on how much you want to transfer).